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Schazzy's blog has been deleted and replaced by a Japanese fangirl...just in case someone sees it and wonders what's wrong with him again.

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Yes, it's more from Peachtree Rock. It still counts as traipsing around the Carolinas.

First, Gusano Rojo save you if I catch you making something like what's in this next pic. Someone is putting fist sized holes in Little Peachtree Rock. I will leave food for the bobcats if I see someone doing this.

From Carolina Traipsing

This next one, I thought it was moss. Looking at the larger pic rather than with my bad, naked eyes, I'm not so sure.

From Carolina Traipsing

I'm not sure what this next flower is, and I regret that I am too lazy to go looking it up before posting it.

From Carolina Traipsing

ZOMG FIVE DOLLAH GAS!

I've got some pictures at home that I will eventually upload. In the mean time, yes, we can't afford to go traipsin around the carolinas at the moment. I will take some pics locally later this week and post.

Calhoun Falls et alia

We went all over the place yesterday. The only place I took pictures was Calhoun Falls State Park. I expected to see a waterfall. It turns out that the waterfall was actually rapids now submerged under the damned Richard B Russell Lake. Yes, I mean "damned."

We burnt the toe off of a dinosaur yesterday, and those two pictures above and some food receipts are all we have to show for it. We've decided to give up the traipsins in the Southwestern Midlands. In fact, we're probably going to leave most of that portion of SC between I-95 and I-85 Southwest of I-26 alone. The people are scary. If we ever make a horror movie, it's either going to be set there or filmed there.

Missed opportunities

I forgot to bring my camera along when I went to my parents' this past weekend, so please accept somebody else's video from the Bull Sluice on the Chatooga River as a replacement offering:

Jamil Road, Columbia, SC on Wednesday

This is a photo taken during a walk on Wednesday.

ATL: no photos

I didn't take any pictures. We went to a birthday party, tried to go to Goldberg's Deli (friggin gentiles overrunning the place), went to the World of Coke, had sushi, and came home. Feh.

Two things about the World of Coke:

1. Beverly is just sweetened tonic water.
2. It becomes blatantly obvious that the "New Coke" fiasco was just extremely clever marketing slash Coca-Cola waving their dicks.

Coke used New Coke to remind the world that it controls your drug. You are entirely dependent on this shit. Otherwise, you wouldn't have cared. Coke owns your ass.

The 'UFO' identified

The object which flew and defied identification was probably a bird and a trick of perspective.

Jocassee, Keowee, Oconee

We visited a couple of places in Oconee County, SC yesterday. First, after changing our minds a few dozen times about where to go, we headed through Edgefield, SC. Yep, that's closer to Disgusta, GA than it is to Oconee County. After heading through Edgefield, we skirted Greenwood and headed up Hwy 28 towards Oconee County. It was a very relaxing, scenic drive, and we passed a couple of places I have wanted to visit (Parson's Mountain, Issaqueena Falls/Stumphouse Tunnel, etc.). Eventually, we reached our (un)planned destination, Oconee State Park.

At OSP, we parked at the main parking and went to the office to get a map for the trails. The trail that John wanted to take, named Palmetto, was not on their handout map. It was on a map by the door, but it wasn't clearly marked because the legend got in the way. We were going to take the Hidden Falls trail (again, the legend had blocked part of the park on the maps) after getting directions from a park staffer. Unfotunately, the parking for the trailheads was full. It wasn't a large parking lot anyway. The next nearest public parking was back at the office and would have added nearly 3 miles to our walk. We figured that we wouldn't have the energy for that, so we skipped hiking.

We're going to go back sometime in the Spring, though. In the mean time, have a picture of a statue of a Civilian Conservation Corp worker with disturbing nipples.





Our next stop was further up Hwy 107. There's a beautiful overlook there. Over the mountains behind you lies the very Northeastern most part of Georgia. In front of you, you can just barely see Lake Keowee and a tiny glimpse of what appeared to be the cooling towers of the nuclear power plant there. My photos from there didn't turn out well. It's a shame because it's a view that literally can take your breath away.

Just a bit further up 107 was a trout hatchery run by the state. Visiting this made us hungry. Well, it made me hungry. John wanted to feed the fish. We only had one quarter, so he only fed a couple of fish. He spent a bit of the trek back up from that valley trying to convince me that fish are cute, while I tried to convince him that fish are dinner.

Further up the highway, around a bend, and then on Highway 130, we stopped at another overlook. This one overlooks Lake Jocassee and its dam. I thought—until this morning anyways—that we were looking at Lake Keowee. The photos from here did turn out, but they're a little out of focus because of foreground objects. The view was spectacular, but it wasn't as dizzying as from Highway 107.






Amusingly enough, we saw a UFO (an object which defied identification and flew at the same time) at Lake Jocassee. I don't know what it was, but it appeared to be about the size of a car, floated out over the lake, and hovered. We lost sight of it, and I didn't get any pictures. I don't believe little grey men are visiting the Earth, so I don't know what it was. It was well below us in elevation, so I seriously doubt it was a helicopter.

Oconee State Park and Lake Jocassee

We didn't do any actual hiking. Pictures now. Explanations later when I'm more awake.